On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.
He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a
whisky you cow!"
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and
bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot".
Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach
"I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you".
The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and
thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.
Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says
"For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!" :-)
When you need a friend in high places
http://www.youtube.com/user/MillionaireFriends
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Ps Hey ,
have you seen this new training site for home business owners yet?
http://mentor4success.blogspot.com/
http://greatprofits.magneticsponsoringonline.com/
The videos are really good.
Best wishes, Gerry Melanephy 00353872237086
I know when you begin to listen, people want you in their life and
New relationships begin, friendships grow and partnerships develop,
helping others with their health, personal development and wealth!
Teaching people how to have more time for fishing, no matter what
their "fishing" is, in a way that honours their values.
The greatest thing about our business is...
The Incredible Freedom... Fun...
And The Money!
How Sweet It Is.... Bob...
I have learned so much about myself, the people around me, and
what I truly want in my life.... Arelene...
Life is so much more fun when you are in control of your time and
having freedom to enjoy your own personal growth! Gail...
Can you see why I always say...
*Champions make Decisions and Decisions Make Champions*!
Winner's Take Action! I Believe You are a Winner! (Do You?)
You chat with me on any of these
u4wealth on Yahoo messenger
greatprofits on Skype
UrTopCoach on MSN Chat
Millionaire Makers ON ICQ
Follow me on Twitter http://twitter.com/Mentor4Success
"Is the process that you're presently using to talk with people
achieving the LONG TERM results you're looking for?"
Precise questions get precise answers… it's all a matter of working
out how to get there.
'How to Network Without Fear, Anxiety or Losing Your Friends!' -
Selling from the Soul. Ancient Wisdoms. Modern Practice.
Discover how to automatically draw people to you and significantly
increase your profits.
email mentor4success@eircom.net or
you may call Ger today 00353 87-2237086
you can catch up with me on http://www.skype.com/ that's how you can talk
to your friends anywhere for free and you talk to me by typing in
greatprofits in the search for Skype and see and hear your friends
and we know your best friend would love to check this out and you
may pass this to your friend...
. . . .
PPPs
This is life changing if you really realise how little you have
left, have a watch of this powerfull video and see how lucky you
are to have access to this project that I am working on and I will
share it with you, so you will have the opportunity to change
other people's lives
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8577255250907450469&hl=en-GB
Gerry
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yes it's in the numbers,
what is left in your tank.... . . . .
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